John Boehner

We've been dropping in on John Boehner regularly, extracting intellect only occasionally because we like to leave enough for him to remain amusing.  For weeks he has been fretting over Arizona's SB 1070 because he fears the embarrassment of having his Papers demanded if he visits the state...and what if more states adopt the same type of law?  This is leading him to the difficult decision to stop tanning...this is the most upsetting thing he could imagine.  And since he is in the Party Of No, he is obliged to vote against any Immigration Reform the Obama Administration will support.  It is a terrible dilemma for him.  Our visits to him make us feel a sort of sadness for his torment, but we cannot seem to stay away.