The Cheneys And George W.

This is what we saw when we attempted to extract intellect from Liz Cheney. We are still discussing whether it would be wise to proceed, considering the complications involved when dissecting evil.

This is what we saw when we entered the mind of Dick Cheney. We immediately withdrew.

This is what we saw when we entered the mind of George W. Bush. There was clearly no point in proceeding.

Palin and Beck

This is what happened when we tried to extract intellect from Sarah Palin. The bits and pieces were so severely interwoven with stupidity and insanity that many of us were damaged. We eventually aborted our attempts entirely.

This is what happened when we tried to extract intellect from Glenn Beck. We can only conclude that any potential intellect had been previously extracted.

Thought Diagram

Rudimentary diagram of how human thoughts are accessed and...oh, I am prevented from revealing anything further about the process at this time.

Blast from the past

This is very similar to my last incarnation. I am picking up rogue signals which my circuits interpret as indicating that my next incarnation will be magnificent...and entirely indestructible.

Decor

We have many inorganic cat-related items displayed in various areas in our pod environment. As with humans, we too sometimes admire that which we devour.

Child Unit

This unit has been forced upon us so that our neural nets may one day be able to replicate reactions to some of the more higher-level annoyances which many humans intentionally endure.

Garden

Here is a view of our back garden.

Organic Family

This is the only organic member in our pod (our "family"). We keep him around to sniff out the organic cats for us.